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A Social Media Poem

 

Facebook is for the heart

LinkedIn is for the hands

Twitter is for the mouth (or those who can’t shut up)

 

Instagram is for the eyes

Soundcloud is for the ears

Foursquare is for the feet (of those who can’t sit down)

 

MySpace is for the loose

Groupon is for the tight(wads)

Delicious and Ping are dead

Digg is coming back to life

 

Pinterest is for women

Reddit is for men

Snapchat is for kids

Big yawn for Quora, Ask.fm

 

Goodreads is for readers

Blogger is for writers

Tumblr is for chatter

Nike is for joggers

 

YouTube is 99% junk

I can’t wait for the one for my brain

 

 

For the soul, mind & heart, socialize in real life

 

Google+ is the human appendix

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