Live in North America? While you don’t think about it much, when you tell your friends from outside of North America where you live, they may not tell you what they are really thinking. And they certainly are thinking. So what does living in North America actually say about you?
1. You are alive
Unless your address is the North American Cemetery, people who live in North America are living, breathing Homo sapiens who not only have a pulse, but they eat, drink, and sleep just like non-North Americans.
2. You have dreams
When sleeping at night for long stretches of time, sometimes you enter an REM state and dream about things.
3. Sometimes you’re sad or discouraged
It’s true. It’s so true.
4. You see joggers
North Americans occasionally see joggers running. Some join them, others don’t.
Last of all, living in North America means you eat food. And that may be the most significant of all of the stereotypes, except for maybe number one.
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