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My other new business: Rolphburger

My other new business: Rolphburger

“Don’t go to the grocery store hungry” and “Don’t read this post while hungry” Walking into Smashburger today, I realized it wasn’t Smashburger I wanted, but a fast food chain offering a different kind of burger. Smashburger is...

Future Essayist: A Tale of Two Coca-Colas

Author’s note: People write in bulleted format in the year 2117 A Tale of Two Coca-Colas   Coming to be in 1975 was to be born in the best of times, it was to be born in the worst of times, it was the age of moon landings, it was the age of disco, it was the...

Guest Post: deadbob

He was on all fours, underneath a desk, with a thoughtful though slightly panicked and perspiratory-ish expression on his glowing face. He had a purpose, but he was running out of time. He turned his head leftward as far as he could out of the corner of the utmost...

Two Men on a Plane

Man 1 We boarded the plane. I was the very last to board, as usual, because I really don’t like standing in line. I really, really don’t like standing in line. Why’s that? Because I don’t like to stand. I like to sit. Being the first to board a plane means more...

What Your Profile Pic Says About You

SKIP THESE OPENING WORDS IF YOU’D LIKE I hung out with a guy in high school whose mom was crazy. He had warned me and I didn’t believe him because a lot of kids back then said their moms were crazy. But when this guy said it, there was a certain...